BREW-HA-HA IN BETHLEHEM

In the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem (where Jesus was(n't) born) a gaggle of Greek Orthodox priests got into a brawl with Armenian priests. Bats, brooms and fists were a-flying! I wish I could have been there to watch!! That would have been one of the best fights to ever witness. Click on the photo of the religious freaks below to get the straight dope.

Jesus would be rolling over in his grave...wait...he didn't really have a "grave"...wait...he didn't really exist.