STARTLING SASQUATCH UPDATE!!!!

A whole bunch of you people have been coming to me and asking tons of questions like:

"What's going on with sasquatch?" and
"Hey, what's happening in the world of sasquatch?" and
"Do you have any ideas as to what sasquatch been up to?"

Well, no, I have no big news other than China is building a robotic sasquatch for science. In lieu of having nothing to support today's claim of "Startling Sasquatch Update!" and basically using the title as a ploy to get some much needed media attention, I bring you something everyone has seen before: The Patterson Footage!

HOWEVER! This is not just the Patterson footage! NO NO NO! This is the ENTIRE Patterson footage! YES YES YES! Now with just one click, you can feast your eyes on the shaking, unwatchable, useless footage that no one usually bothers to show!!!!

So from film-leader head to tail-end, I bring you "THE FOOTAGE."

THANKS FOR THE WARNING!

I found this awesome sign at the Coquihalla toll-booth restroom.

BUCKLE UP RUSSIA CD COVER

My friend's band Buckle Up Russia are releasing an EP any day now so I thought I'd post the CD jacket artwork I did for them. The band was super stoked to have a super-panther for their cover art. I like super-panthers. Here's the inside sleeve design:

"GRRR!!! ME HAVE CHEST PLATE!"

My past birthday (eons ago), my pal Craig McEwen gave me the most awesomest gift I've ever got ever! Yeah, the Big Wheel for X-mas when I was 5 was amazing but this is even more amazinger. A mint-in-box original Six Million Dollar Man Bionic Bigfoot complete with chest plate!!!!

This was his personal Bionic Bigfoot from his awesome Six Million Dollar Man collection. When I opened the present I couldn't at first fathom why it was in my hands until I suddenly realized that he was actually giving to me for my bigfoot collection. I thought I'd never have an original, let alone in the box WITH THE CHEST PLATE!!!! Thanks forever Craig!!!

Take a close look at the STABILIZED PATTY footage from my previous entry. Due to the footage being stabilized, I and many other sasquatch researchers have now noticed that she (Patty is the name given to the bigfoot in the film; named after the man who shot the footage Roger Patterson) is missing a chest plate!!!

STABILIZED PATTY

Why didn't i think of this!?!?! Take the famous Patterson footage of a sasquatch and motion track it and then stabilize it!!!

http://www.bigfootencounters.com/files/mk_davis_pgf.gif