NAKED BROTHERS BAND ANIMATED

My good pal in New York, Mark Salisbury, was recently interviewed in Cold Hard Flash for the work he did for the animated episode of the Naked Brothers Band. Can't wait to see it Mark! The show airs tonight at 8:30 on Nickelodeon.

JON DORE: STD CLINIC

Another classic Jon Dore moment

THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF KID COLE & KLAY

The title sequence for an unproduced series created by Gorillaz director Pete Candeland. This sequence was directed by Stephane Coedel for Cartoon Network.


The Amazing Adventures of Kid Cole & Klay from Stephane coedel on Vimeo.

CHORES

Hey! I love chores. There's no better way to spend any amount of time than by doing a mean set of chores. I don't even call them chores. No, rather I call them hobbies. My favourite hobby, and no lie, is hanging the laundry on the clothesline in the summer time. It's just me, the sun and a pile of damp laundry. Talk about living!

My friend Scotty from film school has been working as a sound guy on the Jon Dore Show and Scotty knows just how much I love chores and getting angry so he sent me this relevant clip:

SULTANS OF PING FC

The Flying Car

So this looks like it's going to be the first fully-functional flying car on the market. £35,000 is the asking price once it's available. The makers are going to do a flight from London to Timbuktu in January and then get the vehicle into production. Click here for more info!

VITAL STATISTICS

ENGINE 1000cc, four cylinders
POWER 140bhp
RANGE 180 miles (flight) / 250 miles (road)
CRUISING ALTITUDE 2,000-3,000ft
MAXIMUM ALTITUDE 15,000ft
ACCELERATION 0-60mph: 4.5sec (on road)
TOP SPEED 80mph (flight) / 110mph (road)
COST £35,000

LOVE BOAT: THE MOVIE

So a little while back my buddy John Dryden and I were in some negotiations to bring a number of older TV shows to the big screen. We developed a whole wack of shows into movies and are quite proud of our work. Dukes of Hazzard, Burger King: The Movie, Starsky & Hutch, Charlies Angels, Rubic's Cube: The Awakening of Na'mythryl Zarxapnph and Alien Vs. Lavern Vs. Shirley Vs. Predator, are just some of the movies we produced, wrote, edited, directed and craft serviced. Well it turns out that we're all ready to begin to sail off into yet another remake/update TV-to-Movie: The Love Boat. Here's what John's email had to say:

I spoke with several agents today about our new project. Everyone seemed quite excited, however, there were some "availability issues" with some of our choices. Bruce Willis is currently working On something very "Hush-hush". From what I was able to figure, it's something where him and his teenage daughter get switched into each others bodies, and obviously, hilarity will ensue. Come to think of it, the movie may actually be called Hush Hush. Randy Quaid is also unavailable due to his role in Coaches, a movie about high school football coaches. ( I had that same idea months ago!). Finally I got a call back from Willis's agent, who also represents Steven Colbert! I guess there is a bit of a buzz about our thing and Colbert is practically begging to be Doc! Pam Anderson is still unconfirmed. I spoke with her directly, and she loves the idea of bringing Julie McCoy to the big screen, but she has to discuss it with her agent. She told me she wants a stab at writing ala Edward "The Gamma-man" Norton. Sounds sketchy so just in case, I have a call in to Renee Zelweger's people as well. Micheal Bay just text-messaged me saying that he is interested, but wants co-producing credits and wants freedom of re-writes. Let's discuss our options. Lemme know when you wanna go in for 2-for-1 botox. Last time was very fun! Ta for now! Oh! One more thing. I may have found a buyer for our Booze Werewolf script "Booze Werewolf." You know, the one about the Werewolf that's really into booze? I'll give you a hint as to who it is: His name rhymes with Gendichio Bell Sorrow.

Cast thus far:

Patrick Stewart - Capt. Merrell Stubing, ship's Captain
Will Smith - Isaac, the bar-man
Luke Wilson - 'Gopher', ship's steward
Pamela Anderson - Julie McCoy, cruise director
Steven Colbert - 'Doc', ship's doctor, ladies' man

CNN ELECTION COVERAGE HOLOGRAM

CONGRATULATIONS SIR!

What a god damn relief!