ROCKET BELTS FOR SALE!

I don't care if you're the god damn Pope; you want a jet pack! Who doesn't!? So what's stopping you from acquiring one? You just can't go down the street to Ye Olde Rocket Belt Shoppe™ and ask for the Mach Hamill 3000™ right? WRONG! Until now, you had to be a scientistic engineer and/or a meat-headed military buffoon and millions of dollars?

TAM's lab and a whole schwack of
rocket belts for me to choose from.

Thankfully there's two choices in getting your rocket belt! TAM (Tecnolgia Aerospacial Mexicana) and Jetpack International. Take a good long hard in-depth look at both companies (your life depends on it) and make your choice from whom you'll buy your jet pack. Me? I'm going with Jet Pack International and I'll be purchasing my Jet Pack T-73 next month. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure TAM has some very nice rocket belts on the market. Do check out TAM and see what they're made of. The owner makes rocket cars, rocket jets, rocket bikes, rocket helicopters (next post), etc. and I suspect that his rocket belts are of the highest quality.

I'll be able to order the T-73 (sorry no pictures available as of yet) on December 11th of this year for $200,000. Why the T-73? Well, it is estimated to travel 27 miles (43.5 km) in about 9 minutes at a speed of approximately 83 mph (133.5 kph). They say I can get about 250 feet (76 meters) above the traffic jams. All this data is perfect for my needs. This jet pack does EVERYTHING I need it to do for my commuting needs. The videos below are not the T-73 but their original models, the H202 series which are for demonstration purposes only and not for sale. The JPI pilot, Eric Scott is a very lucky man. Can you imagine being paid to do this?