HOW TO GET RID OF A GOD DAMN STAIN!
Ah, bloody 'ell! The solution is mad-easy and requires no chemicals, no soap, nuffin'! What is it? Boiling water. Here's what you do:
1. Go and spill something ridiculous on something important and create a god damn stain. It could be your shag rug. Perhaps you're a douchebag and your finest, most-prized Ed Hardy tee has some a nasty orange-pigment around the collar and you just can't get rid of the god damn stain, no matter how much you yell!
2. Quit yer yellin' ya mook and put the shirt in the sink or tub.
3. Boil some boring water!
4. Pour that boiling water on the god damn stain from a bit of a height (more than two feet seems to be the ticket).
5. Watch that god damn stain disappear!
1 comment:
that's so god damn simple god damn it!!!
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