MORE ZAPPA WILDNESS!!!!

John Richardson of media activist group R Room donned some crazy digital SCUBA-wear, went into the deep end of the internet, dove down to the bottom and hauled up this juicy bit of Zappa goodness:

He wrote:
"In the 80's some movies could have been completely different.
For example Eric Stoltz was originally cast and shot scenes for Back To The Future but was quickly replaced by the less cranky Michael J. Fox. Many don't remember, but most of 1982's Zapped! was originally shot with Frank Zappa until the producers came in on the last day of shooting and said "These guy's have the same hair! We need to cut Zappa's hair". Frank Zappa refused and Scott Baio (then boyfriend of Willie AAMES) was on set and was cast immediately.
Zappa later released his version of ZAPPED which did not do as well as the now unforgettable Zapped! with Heather Thomas and Scott Baio."


The producers did the right thing here I think. I rewatched Zapped!, with the knowledge that Aames and Baio had a relationship during the filming and it clearly shows. Even if I could get over the fact that Zappa and Aames have similar hair-dos, I just don't think the chemistry between the two would be the same. Also, there's something really creepy about Zappa.

ZAPPA SHOCKER?!?!

My friend John Dryden contacted me and delivered this shocking revelation:

He states, and I copy/paste, "...Does some microsoft dude just walk in one day and say, "Hey! I know! Let's make the XBOX controller look EXACTLY like Frank Zappa's mustache!" OR; IS Frank Zappa using some sort of mind control from beyond the grave? Hmmmm?"

If I use my ouija board tonight and IF I can reconnect with the Zap-man, I'll get to the bottom of this mystery.

ZAPPA!?!?!

HA! It looks like my ouija board works! I just got commissioned from the ghost of Frank Zappa to do a new the album graphics for his post-humous release "Iguana Sauna." Like his other albums, the music is really retarded and stupid. Can't say I'm a big fan of Frank Zappa's work, but 10 bucks is 10 bucks and I guess it could get me some work from Captain Beefheart. Here's the cover and the back.