Thursday, August 23, 2007
GHOST-BUSTING UNDERCOVER NINJA
It was going to be just another wedding party rehersal dinner when unwanted guests of a spectral-kind crashed the party. Lucky for the wedding party, Best Man Manfred "Tank" Dickson, an off-duty undercover ninja, was on hand to take care of this ghastly situation. Witnesses say that he was able to drop-kick and throat-punch all the orbs "to Jesus."