Wednesday, October 18, 2006


When WETA makes these available next year I'm getting one. I don't know how much it'll cost me but I'm getting one. Then I'll go laser-blast a hole into George Bush's (aka Ming the Merciless') cock and balls. Or melt him--whatever it does to people. Look at the metal case it comes in?!?!? Are you kidding me? I bet the sound of George Bush's cock and balls being ezapervicerated into smithereens (or melting) is pretty cool. I bet it sounds like this: click

Here's just one testimonial for the ManMelter 3600ZX:

20 July 06 - "When I received my ManMelter for use on my trip to the rain forests of Vasplurgia, I blew my left leg off at the hip. Marvelous invention!"
-Major. Alfred Beardlington

Check out their site and see the other rayguns they're producing just for me and you:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

MAN! Those are awesome... I've always wanted a Sci-Fi gun collection and started it with my HellBoy "Samaritan" (which I had to sell when we moved back to Canada). This is gonna kill me not to be able to get these gorgeous ray guns.

Oh well....

Maybe I should move my family back to the big city, immerse myself back into the mainstream and then I'll be able to have enough disposable income to purchase this collection.