Wednesday, October 18, 2006

MANMELTER 3600ZX

When WETA makes these available next year I'm getting one. I don't know how much it'll cost me but I'm getting one. Then I'll go laser-blast a hole into George Bush's (aka Ming the Merciless') cock and balls. Or melt him--whatever it does to people. Look at the metal case it comes in?!?!? Are you kidding me? I bet the sound of George Bush's cock and balls being ezapervicerated into smithereens (or melting) is pretty cool. I bet it sounds like this: click


Here's just one testimonial for the ManMelter 3600ZX:

20 July 06 - "When I received my ManMelter for use on my trip to the rain forests of Vasplurgia, I blew my left leg off at the hip. Marvelous invention!"
-Major. Alfred Beardlington


Check out their site and see the other rayguns they're producing just for me and you:
http://www.wetanz.com/updates/rayguns/index.html

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

MAN! Those are awesome... I've always wanted a Sci-Fi gun collection and started it with my HellBoy "Samaritan" (which I had to sell when we moved back to Canada). This is gonna kill me not to be able to get these gorgeous ray guns.

Oh well....

Maybe I should move my family back to the big city, immerse myself back into the mainstream and then I'll be able to have enough disposable income to purchase this collection.

Hrmmmm.....

Krust