CAN WE TALK BUMPER STICKERS FOR A MOMENT?

A while ago, John Dryden took this picture of a bumper sticker which read "I Love Vallarta" and he was ranting about how mad he was about it. I can't recall what made him so mad about this bumper sticker in particular but boy was he ever choked. I photoshopped up his picture and sent it back to him (see picture below). John, perhaps you could elaborate (see comments for John's elaboration).


Hey, while we're on about John Dryden and bumper stickers, here's a little story. A while ago, John and I went out for lunch and we were driving around looking for a parking spot in downtown Van. at lunch hour. Frustrating. Then he suddenly thought he found one. He tried parking but no, one of the cars had parked like a jackass and we couldn't fit. John had had enough. He said "Hey, reach under your seat and hand me one of those." I reached under and found a bumper sticker which read "I park like an asshole." He grabbed it out of my hands and stormed off, applied the bumper sticker to the car and off we went.