GUEST BLOGGER HATCHET: SKELETON STATUES

I picked this wicked guy up at a head shop on Broadway here in Orangeville a few months ago because the guy finally had it on sale for $30 which it used to be $50. I have him sitting in a display cabinat and it looks so fucking awesome every time I look at him. It's about a foot tall and its a skeleton playing guitar. The neck of the guitar has a horse skull and its eyes are rubies. He has rubies in his eyes too which make him look fucking choice. A buddy told me that you can get the whole band like a singer, and a bass guitar and a drummer which would be my first choice but I've never even seen them so it could just be a fucking myth. If its true then the drummer's kit would probably have real brass cymbals or if it doesn't then it fucking SHOULD!

I'm a bit of a loose cannon on this one. In some ways it's fucking right on but sometimes I fucking hate it. I bought it at a garage sale years ago and a friend from juvie painted the skull on the saddle bag and his jacket which totatlly rocks harsh. My friend also took the picture. He also painted the road lines too so it looks like he's riding on the street. What i hate about this thing is that the bike looks like a sagging pair of old-lady shit-tits that I don't ever want near me. Seriously, look at how fucking not choice it is. The other thing is his stupid bandana. I asked my buddy to make it a Canadian flag but he didn't. I keep thinking to myself that one day i'll just do it myslef but because of my fucking hand injery it'll look like a jack-ass from grade 3 did it. I got about 8 more skeleton statues that I don't care about writing about.

This is my step-dad, Wayne. WANYER!!!
Youre looking fucking rough, buddy!